so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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