He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize