May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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