Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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