I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm both gender and math confused
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