STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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