He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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