If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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