Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
accomplished twins. life is a go
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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