i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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