woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
