I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
