Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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