how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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