This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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