Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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