I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I think I just sharted jello shots
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
