Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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