Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
this beer tastes like vomit already
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Randomize
