Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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