So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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