I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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