What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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