Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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