I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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