How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
one might say we're banned from that church
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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