your room smells of hookers.
And success
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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