i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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