More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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