My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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