omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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