Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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