so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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