No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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