For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
