I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
a search helicopter?!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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