After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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