Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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