This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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