and you said cock pushups were impossible
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
