Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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