Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm like, not good at living.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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