He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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