Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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