just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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