Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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