I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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