The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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