I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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