I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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