Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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