Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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