i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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